the webmaster

some of you may know me as elias, salli-kromsali, doom1993, all that jazz. call me whatever i want you to call me. my pronouns are he/him and they/them.

i was pretty active on twitter. but now that nobody cares about me constantly disappearing and generally being inactive overall, especially people i've considered friends or even close friends, and eventually leaving me for other people and essentially replacing me, i've moved here. this is my little home now.

but, like a dumb bitch, i can't commit to staying off twitter like i planned, so if you're interested in maybe looking at some low-quality content, here's my twitter.

i can do more with html than what it may look like, but i don't want to. i realise this is nothing impressive. i don't care.

i am full of hatred and anger, and i must scream.

so, anyway, this is where i talk about myself, hmm? as i said, my name is elias. i'm just another sad person online. nothing new.
i have asperger syndrome, it's on the autism spectrum. but that's not anything you need to care or know about.

hahah, it's a little funny, isn't it? how i can change everyone's perception of me by just changing up a few words. one can go from thinking "oh, elias is just another edgelord on the internet" to "oh, elias is genuinely mentally ill, they need to seek professional help" in less than a split second. okay, maybe that was a bad example, but you probably get the point. if not, oh well.

i have an insanejournal. i recently also managed to set up a page on tilde.club, but it's not updated as often.

i guess i should talk about my interests. i like doom, especially the first 2 games and doom 64. blood (1997) is also a fun game, though i'm not a big fan of how it confiscates your small intestine even on still kicking, but i guess that's part of the experience.

while i'm here, uh, i'm not looking for attention of any sort, i'm just a sad bitch on the internet HFDKJJFNKJ i promise i'm fine i'm just sad all the time and maybe even a little edgy. call me edgelias because i'm big edge.

i live in norway, but my family is polish. i do not consider myself to be norwegian in any way. poland is a shit country, sure, but without it, i wouldn't be here to tell you anything about myself, since i wouldn't even exist. but, you know, it was fun not being on a map for 120+ years, i can tell you that.

i hate to label myself, but i am part of the alphabet mafia.

no byf/dni criteria, those are pointless.

now, because i am interested in true crime and serial killer shit and whatever typical "concerned moms" would consider PsYcHo StUfF, here's a somewhat obligatory list of those kinds of individuals that have piqued my interest (feel free to look them up in your free time; i don't condone their actions):